January 2012
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Things I Never Thought I'd Have to Explain to My...
-The origin story of Cary Grant’s front teeth
- The sexual dynamics of “Glee”
- Why calling bi-racial kids “zebra” or “creamy” isn’t cool
- The reason why those Japanese ladies weren’t getting paid with her in the New Jersey canning factory in 1945
- What Big Sean means by “hammertime”
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Dear Gentlemen in My Age Bracket,
What exactly is suppose to happen when you continuously shout “Ayo, girl” at me from across the street? Am I meant to go up to you and respond with genuine positivity and intrigue? Or was telling you to “suck my dick” as I walked in the opposite direction disrespectful? I think I’m doing it wrong.
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Chapter 7 of Our Little Secret! →
summerwithsamcedes:
So I guess I’m giving up legitimate sleep tonight to read updates… I’m okay with this.
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DivAine Intervention is on point this morning
“I don’t have a self-esteem problem. Society is my insecurity. If you don’t have a pill for them, I’ll just have to keep doing bad by myself.”
“She refused to be designated to anyone because of her size or her color. She wanted to be chosen.”
PREACH!
(For real, I need to go to bed.)
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shishiha:
Coin Operated Boy - The Dresden...
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Can't Sleep, Watching "Dexter's Laboratory"
My nine-year-old self doesn’t remember this “Mom’s Muffins” ep being so dirty, or maybe now I’m just foul.
Mom: Your father is a muffin fiend.
Dad: If only there was a place where a man can go and eat muffins for all eternity. (the blinds open in the shape of a vagina)
I’m cracking up! How did they get away with that?
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HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT →
crystal-clefairy:
Someone posted this on our college group on Facebook. Not sure if it’s real or not but it’s still funny in a nerdy way xD:
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term: The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of...
misterdelfuego asked: I see your christmas eve and I raise you an: My aunt said that men aren't supposed to have white iPhones, they are supposed to get the black ones and then insisted that she was going to get me a case to cover up the fact that my iPhone is white, and my mother making random implications/underhandedly asking me if I'm gay because of my tongue piercing.
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So they're playing "Red Solo Cup" on the radio in...
I’m presented with a conundrum. I can stifle the dorky song in my heart, or I can sing along like a mental patient; embracing the fact that I’m the only black person on the tandem bikes who knows the words and ignore judgements.
After two lines and a stare from Miss Jane Pittman at the arm weights, I’ve chosen the former.
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“‘Native Son.’ ‘I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.’ ‘The Autobiography of Malcolm Ten.’ Oh, she must be taking arithmetic.”
Oh Eric.
Boy Meets World is killing me right now.
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These Black Girls Rock!: Listen To “PARIAH”... →
heyitsti:
If you’re looking to tap into your inner grrl power, the Pariah soundtrack is just up your alley. Artists from nasty girl Khia (“My Neck, My Back”) to indie rock star Tamar Kalimake up an eclectic rainbow of strength and sexuality. Pariah is the powerful debut film of director Dee Rees, who tells the tale of gifted high school student (Adepero Oduye), coming into her own identity...
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thempress:
helloimfranklero:
if you rate a fanfiction NC-17 and there’s no sex you should be put in jail.
MUTHAFUCKIN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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