March 2012
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Dentist Swag
Sdienote: When’s the last time there’s been a one-shot on a sitcom?
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razycrandomcunt asked: 1, 5 & 32
Because I don't know why. →
A picture of myself
My favorite food
Grab the nearest book, turn to page 55, read the 3rd line.
5 important people to me
My celebrity crush
A thing that I hate
A band/artist I love
A bad habit
3 random facts about myself
5 most visited websites
What I like and hate about school
The cell phone I own
Where I live
A talent
Do I own any pets? If so, what?
10 random objects in my...
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Let's be honest.
youonlyliveonce92:
If Sam and Mercedes were to have sex, TV would NOT be able to handle it.
It’d be X-rated, and not suitable for minors.
In that case Mercedes Mafia members should get a private viewing of the episode.
Mannnn, dim the lights, get the popcorn and light some candles up in this piece.
February 2012
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Le sigh
B.W.N.S. was a bust but he paid for my buffalo wings. Kid you not, he gave me a five-minute monologue about how condoms were destroying the planet and how a hemp version was gonna come into effect that was gonna blow my mind. And put his finger in my blue cheese. (Sadly, that is not a euphemism). He made my acid flux kick in. But he was so fine and quoted “Cry Baby”. But alas he asked...
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They're married!!
The brides have kissed. The papers have been signed. The great state of whatever has stamped their notarized seal of approval. Bedhead in the wingtips with no socks or B.W.N.S. is coming to the bar for a beer, where I can only hope that I can eat a plate of buffalo wings gracefully in front of him because I am hungry as balls. While my friends make-out in newlyweded bliss over...
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Hot Damn! He's a witness, but he doesn't know the...
Wait… what?
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Meanwhile, down at the Clerk's office...
I’m getting some strange Finchel feels from my friends’ wedding. We’ve been sitting here for an hour, waiting for the ladies’ turn. They’re both hipstered-out in thrift store white dresses and cat-eyed glasses. It’s raining and I’ve only slept for three hours, so I’m about as excited for this as a person dragged out of bed on a rainy morning (on a...
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nerd/dirt/culture: Polaris Playlist Side A:... →
nerd4music:
This is the Samcedes playlist for my story “Polaris” . The main song ‘Polaris’ by Jimmy Eat World, was previously posted.
1. ‘Only You’ —Portishead: “We suffer everyday, what is it for/These crimes of illusion, are fooling us all/And now I am weary and I feel like I do/It’s only you, who…
This playlist is sick! I already have all of these on my iPod. Will be making a...